October 9, 2026 · 1 min read
3D Parenting Strategy
I do NOT endorse this as a good idea, but it would be hilarious if someone did this.
No bought toys.
One shelf.
Every toy 3D printed.
Save all the files.
Want a new toy? Pick an old one to melt back into filament to make space on the shelf.
A couple exceptions for things like ride-on toys, if one was feeling particularly generous.
Otherwise, one comes in, one gets melted.
Raise your children with a futuristic mindset.
[I promise this post is largely for entertainment purposes.]